The things you hear when you haven't any earmuffs

Last night was the Christmas "Do". A group of us from work all went out for drinks and a meal. Unfortunately sitting down to table with work colleagues can be a little bit like Russian roulette and after people have had a drink or two sometimes they share things that were probably better left unsaid but, now that it's in the public domain...

Part of the conversation turned to favourite movies and of course Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings was mentioned and the merits of film vs book. Then someone said that Weta Workshop also did the masks and armour and weapons for Disney's new Narnia movie and the merits of film vs book came up again. It was then that someone said something I wish I didn't know but if I have to carry this burden then so must you. While reading "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" at the age of seven or eight this guy was reading the description of the White Witch and clearly remembers with fondness getting his first "hard on". /me puts fingers in ears "LaLaLaLaLaLa" I'm sure that's not what C.S. Lewis had in mind.