Saturday, April 18, 2020

Cryptic Phrase Puzzles

There are a few of these going around just now and I want to be able to find them again and the answers but of course I'm missing some. If you have an answer that I don't or a better answer than what I think it is please add it in the comments
  1. Sandbox
  2. Man Overboard
  3. I understand
  4. Reading between the lines
  5. Long underwear
  6. Crossroads
  7. Down Town
  8. Tricycle
  9. Split Level
  10. 3 degrees below zero
  11. Neon Lights
  12. Circles under the eyes
  13. High Chair
  14. Paradise (pair o' dice)
  15. Touchdown
  16. 5 feet underground
  17. Mind over matter
  18. He's beside himself
  19. a backwards glance
  20. Life after death
  21. G.I. overseas
  22. Space Program
  23. See through blouse
  24. Just between you and me

  1. The Seven Seas
  2. Split Level
  3. Forgive and Forget
  4. Missing You
  5. Downtown
  6. Lucky Break
  7. He's beside himself
  8. See through blouse
  9. First Aid
  10. West Indies
  11. 6 feet underground
  12. a backwards glance
  13. Tricycle
  14. Reading between the lines
  15. Crossroads
  16. 3 degrees below zero
  17. Neon lights
  18. Just between you and me
  19. One in a million
  20. Broken Promise
  21. You're out of touch
  22. Life after 40
  23. Jack in the box
  24. growing economy
  25. Up before 8
  26. Just around the corner
  27. Apple Pie
  28. Making Up for lost time
  29. Standing ovation
  30. I understand you undertake to undermine my undertaking

Wednesday, April 01, 2020

#chicken #vss365

How do you make a hedgehog walk?
Move its legs

How do you make a hedgehog run?
Move its legs quickly

How do you make a #chicken walk?
Move its legs

How do you make a chicken run?
You need a bunch of 2x4s, lots of screws, some chicken wire and fence staples

First time trying a “joke” for #vss365 The basis of this is when my son was 5 years old, we were all sitting round telling jokes. He didn’t know any but clearly wanted to join in so he made up the first riddle. 

P.S. How do you make a cat walk?

No Fuss, Lacto Free, Two Ingredient Bagel Recipe

Ingredients 245g Tesco Lactose free Greek Yoghurt 210g Self Raising Flour Method Preheat oven to 180C Sift the flour into a big ...