Serbs line up for testicle shocks

I really don't fancy this new form of contraception. Bet it doesn't catch on over here.

GUERRILLA INNOVATION: GAYmobile

It's been a while but this I couldn't resist. A new mobile operator in Denmark is targeting the Pink Krone. The GAYmobile.dk website offers the HOMOBILE service line which will be selling subtle ringtones that indicate a user's sexual preference (like the handkechief code?). Until the service comes online the company suggests that subscribers use songs like "I am what I am" or anything by ABBA as their ringtone. I could make a fortune selling my ringtones in Denmark. Oh yes, they say that they will donate 25% of their profits to the gaytrust.

Guide to Shooting Rubber Bands

Guide to Shooting Rubber Bands Oh yeah!!

Download details: Microsoft RAW Image Thumbnailer and Viewer for Windows XP

About time. Many digital cameras allow you to take pictures in "RAW" format, which gives you a very high image quality. However, XP doesn't support this format by default, so you couldn't use its built in photo viewing and printing features with photos saved this way. Now Microsoft is providing a free tool, the Microsoft RAW Image Thumbnailer and Viewer, that you can download for XP to provide viewing, organizing and printing functionality.

CMOS Password Recovery Tool

Cmos, LILO, NT passwords - Data recovery

'cause no-one will ever use this to try and hack someone else computer will they?

Hey Bobby, What's the French for Diesel?

I love Thierry Henri's Renault Ads. In true Thierry Henri fashion someone in French Class the other day said "What's the French for 'cul-de-sac'?" Which is funny enough in itself but what really had the rest of us rolling on the floor (yes we are this sad) was the English translation, which literally is "arse-end of a bag". So to all those people who think they are posh because they live in a cul-de-sac... the French are sniggering at you.

WB

After a long absence, the Blog has been reborn - as BodBlog.

BodBlog is nothing to do with poking fun at personality traits or quirks of mannerism or speech that are perceived as effeminate (despite the fact that my gay friends thought it was funny).

BodBlog (from bod for "body" or "person") is about poking fun at anything or anybody that takes my fancy in the true nature of the satirist whose freedom of speech has been been protected for hundreds of years and is even specifically not included in the "hate crime" laws being passed in the UK thanks to (amongst others) two of the greatest comedians of our generation: Rowan Atkinson and Eddie Izzard.