Wednesday, April 01, 2020

#chicken #vss365

#vss365
How do you make a hedgehog walk?
Move its legs

How do you make a hedgehog run?
Move its legs quickly

How do you make a #chicken walk?
Move its legs

How do you make a chicken run?
You need a bunch of 2x4s, lots of screws, some chicken wire and fence staples


First time trying a “joke” for #vss365 The basis of this is when my son was 5 years old, we were all sitting round telling jokes. He didn’t know any but clearly wanted to join in so he made up the first riddle. 



P.S. How do you make a cat walk?

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