Saturday, January 25, 2020

#amaze #vss365 #Guru

"You #amaze me," the supplicant said. "How you live this hermitic life in a cave, up a mountain. You MUST miss something: people or the world's mod cons?"
"The peace gives me time to think," replied the guru.
When everyone had gone, the guru pulled out a well-hidden solar grill and made himself a bacon sandwich. Munching down he thought, "Sometimes I #amaze myself."

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