Wednesday, February 09, 2005

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

I am beginning to get worried that the very act of attempting to monitor the subject's behaviour has changed it. There has been no recent evidence of the previously exhibited gayness. Indeed I am concerned for the subject's health and well-being as he has been taking less and less interest in his appearance over the last few days. His normally immaculately trimmed beard is unkempt, his hair unwashed, the normal levels of sartorial elegance drastically reduced.

There is evidence however of a spread to other men in the office who have been in close proximity to the subject. It is not clear yet whether the increase in gay clothing (tightly fitted pink and grey striped t-shirt) or gay mannerisms (hand on hip and head tossing when answering a question) is because of a previously existing condition.


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